Popsicle Rules

Watching a two year old eat a popsicle is something akin to Zen. If your blood pressure doesn't take even the smallest dip observing such a shameless and messy indulgence then, well.. then you are just DEAD INSIDE.

Nevertheless, popsicles can still be serious business - thus, there must be rules:

1. Popsicles must be eaten outside

2. Without a stitch of clothing on

3. Preferably in a pool the same color as the popsicle. Bonus points added if your eyes match the color of both.

4. Contrary to popsicle physics, you must consume the treat horizontally ACROSS the stick, not vertically DOWN the stick.

5. You must shamelessly display the leftover popsicle carnage to all who can bear to witness it.

Karl has always been good at following rules. Click the photo for all the popsicle mayhem.